thesunandtheseasons:

When All Else Fails, Love Will Be There.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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fairytrainer:

fairytrainer:

btw in case yous have slept on this - there is an amazing tv show that exists on this earth called I Wanna Marry Harry where they’ve tricked a group of american girls into thinking they’re on a dating show competing for the heart of Prince Harry and it’s fucking phenomenal 

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bynce:

Gym teacher: “where are your gym shoes”
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breakfastburritoe:

when ur texting a boy and he wants to play the question game

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thismeanseverafter:

I’m ISFJ. What are you?

lubricates:

When theres a fly in your room and you’re trying to kill it then it hides for an hour then you finally find it

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