ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

  • Other members: I think it's time we called quits and go our separate ways.
  • Niall: hahahahahah legends ! [grabs guitar] [strums wmyb chords]
  • intensional:

    i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word

    memewhore:

    thatfunnyblog:

    i don’t remember this scene in harry potter

    IS THAT LADY OLENNA???

    fasterfood:

thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

    fasterfood:

    thank god these criminals were caught, i feel safer now

    potatofreek:

penis-hilton:


hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


maybe they are each other’s moms

    potatofreek:

    penis-hilton:

    hugcartel:

    why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

    why is the mom calling her daughter mom

    maybe they are each other’s moms

    padalecki-party:

    blackichigo1:

    LMAOOO HAHAHA

    this was the greatest joke I have ever heard

  • *at a meet and greet with Ariana*
  • me: i just wanted to say that i love you and your music so much and i'll support you till the end my queen
  • ariana: awww thank you so much! wanna take a pic?
  • me: sure! *puts my arm around her and snatches a patch of her hair*
  • ariana: ouch!
  • me: *calls mariah* phase one complete master
  • 6ee:

    "Don’t wear that you’ll give people the wrong idea"

    What idea? That I’m a fine as hell? That ain’t an idea that’s a fact ma