*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*
me: oh….. let me get that right quick
*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)
i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”
like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand
Children > Adults
be like cat paws
very nice, very soft, very squishy,
but when threatened?
"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar
sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/
can you just like
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.