slomps:

"I’ll get up earlier tomorrow"

*doesn’t manage it. Again*

risaellen:

vinesause:

eddiecardona:

i have money. i can drive.. i can get myself an entire thing of cupcakes right now…

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no one man should have all that power

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pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

pussymakedarules:

this is actually really cute 

waluiqi:

i just went on facebook and

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supersmashthestatebros:

okay, I lied. I don’t have my license to kill, but I do have my learner’s permit. as soon as my mom gets here, you’re toast.

#TeamJackOffUntilYouPassOut2k14

vinegod:

First Day of School… I will not accept it. 🎒 by Thomas Sanders

  • Bisexual community: We define bisexuality as attraction to people of the same gender and different genders.
  • Biphobes: Aaaaactually bisexuality means "attracted to men and women" because the prefix "bi" means "two".
  • Bisexual community: Okay, that's a really narrow and finicky way of examining things, but yes the prefix bi means two. Which means that bisexual people are attracted to two different gender groups. Like, for example, people of the same gender as them and people of a different gender than them. Which is what we said. Our definition of our own sexual orientation is still right even with your narrow and finicky standards applied to it.
  • Biphobes: Sorry, I didn't catch any of that. I have my entire head and neck firmly lodged up my own ass. Bi means two. Bisexual means
  • hi:

    *walks past the gym carrying extra large pizza*

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

    supamuthafuckinvillain:

    When ur beating ur meat and u hear ur name being called

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

    thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

    im sorry rosie youve been a good friend

    arabswagger:

    Stop calling ISIS the Islamic State.

    You guys will go upon lengths and jump hoops to deny that the KKK are a Christian influenced group but won’t blink to say Muslim and terrorist in the same sentence.

    The language you use matters.