vriginsuicides:

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

I AM SO MAD

thatfunnyblog:

u rich as fuck go buy a boat or somethin

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

"You don’t realize how alone you are until you’re staying up every night thinking about things you should never think of and you cant tell anybody because you have nobody to tell."
4:26am
7/1/14 (via phyxiated)
irvinatorr:

wow the fifty shades of grey movie looks intense

sarahsizzites:

snowpetrel:

i was babysitting a little boy and girl once and the boy asked me if i had a boyfriend and i said “no!! but i have a girlfriend!” and he said “like a friend thats a girl?” and i said “no like a boyfriend but they’re a girl instead of a boy! we still do couple things but we’re just both girls” and he said, without missing a beat, “oh ok! are you gonna marry her?”

like it’s literally that easy for kids to understand

Children > Adults

floozys:

be like cat paws

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very nice, very soft, very squishy, 

but when threatened?

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CLAWS

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nialllhoran:

"i’d date a fan" horton hears a bitch ass liar

theyellowbrickroad:

sorry i dont think i can come to ur birthday party theres a rumor going around that u dont have wifi :/

disaffecting:

can you just like

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theyellowbrickroad:

George w bush is here and ready to party

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.